Showing posts with label Russians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russians. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Resistance Is Still Futile

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I agree with Donald Trump. 'though, normally, I'd scoff;
I think that the Russians must still laugh their asses off,
Gleeful that the couple million rubles that they spent
Bought them such a "useful idiot" for President.

One who won't impose the sanctions that the Congress passed.
One whose foreign policy decisions are half-assed.
One with a well-documented tendency to lie.
One who doesn't trust his NSA or FBI.

They had so much fun the last time that they're back at work;
On-line trolls pretending they're an ordinary jerk.
Then their "bots" start amplifying those extremist views -
Spreading their conspiracies, supported by fake news.

It is kinda funny - in a tragic sorta way;
I've been doing Putin's job for him (without the pay)
Each and every time that I start kicking up a fuss...
That is worth a couple laughs, except the joke's on us.

Monday, February 19, 2018

President Trump is NOT an A$$hole

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Can't believe this weekend's spew of tweets from Donald Trump
Down at Mar-a-Lago, where he took a Twitter dump
On the F.B.I. for not preventing Cruz's crime...
God help me if I hear "NO COLLUSION" one more time.

Methinks that he "doth protest too much;" a sign of guilt.
He gets caught red handed, but denies it to the hilt.
Keeps on lying and, when he suspects he's losing ground,
Talks crap about everyone and spreads the blame around.

I would call the President an asshole were it not
For the fact he lacks the warmth and depth that those have got.
There are some resemblances; they both are full of shit
And, sometimes, you can't believe what's coming out of it.