Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Not So Happy All Hallows Eve

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Happy Hallowe'en, my friends.  Enjoy your tricks and treats.
Watch out for the little kids in costume in the streets.
Trick or Treating's been postponed 'til Friday in my town
Due to winds which made some trees and power-lines come down.

Chelmsford's not the only town affected locally,
My sister in Dracut's yard has got a fallen tree.
Schools are cancelled...  Still, I'd bet most kids are feeling sad;
Now they've got no place to wear the costumes that they had.

'though I understand tonight's impossible to swing,
I'm afraid November 3rd still lacks a certain zing.
It is not All Hallows Eve - October 31st...
Just another night for eating candy 'til we burst.

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Dear Bill; Go to Hell. Sincerely, God

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Bill O'Reilly's "mad at God" for screwing up his life.
Said God "worked him over..." Wow - the irony is rife.
Six times that O'Reilly's claimed that he was not at fault.
He thinks only God can stop a sexual assault.

God has disavowed responsibility for Bill;
Chasing 6 forbidden fruits - he exercised free will.
So, to Bill (and other predators we all could name)
God wants him to find some other deity to blame.

Sports gods took a knee and said that Bill can take a hike.
Bill could claim the devil made him do it, if he'd like.
Then he could feel right at home, with all the other trolls,
And I hear Hell's always in the market for new souls.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Another One Bites The Dust

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Jeff Flake's said that he won't be "complicit" anymore,
During an impassioned speech made from the Senate floor.
"Reckless and undignified and dangerous," said Flake.
Arizona's Senator has had all he can take.

Flake's resigning rather than continuing his fight
Against this extremism we're seeing from the Right.
Principled conservatism takes another hit,
'though I cannot say I blame those Senators who've quit.

Should they stay and kiss the ring on Donald's "liddle'" hand?
I wish more Republicans would also take a stand.
But, instead, most choose to put their principles aside
To support a President who isn't qualified.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

A Chelmsford Autumn

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(Photos by Jeanne Malouin)

I don't mean to brag about it, but it would be hard
To find better Autumn colors than what's in my yard
Here in Massachusetts, in my quaint New England town.
Hopefully, the rain and wind won't blow all these leaves down.

Pines have shed their needles while the oaks are - mostly - green,
Adding depth and contrast to the view through my porch screen.
Red and orange sugar maples, almost at their peak...
Layers of colors that I'll be enjoying for a week.

Since October's been so warm the colors came on late.
We're about two weeks behind what's normal for the state.
Not that I'm complaining, mind you... Any time at all
Is the perfect time to see this glorious a Fall.

Monday, October 23, 2017

#Me3


I have yet to meet another woman who has not
Had unwanted comments made on "attributes" she's got:
Eyes or lips or legs or hips or thighs or "tits and ass..."
Some just clumsy "compliments" but, most - completely crass.

Women hear "The Law of the Hereafter" on a date;
"If you're not here after what I'm after," he will state
"You will be here after I have left... Without a ride."
(It's why I stopped wearing heels and gained a rapid stride.)

6 to 60, crippled, crazy... Any given night
Women have to block advances they did not invite.
So, the Me Too hashtag didn't come as a surprise,
Not to women but, apparently, to many guys.

I suppose it's possible that men were unaware...
I guess that I'd always just assumed they didn't care,
Not unless the woman was their daughter or their wife.
I thought some misogyny was just a fact of life. 


Thursday, October 19, 2017

Happy 23rd Beloved

 

Sunday we will celebrate our anniversary,
'though it's not a major milestone year at 23.
Didn't know back then, when I became my best friend's wife,
It was the beginning of the best years of my life.

Thanks to him, I haven't had to worry.  Life is good.
Raised two sons together in our lovely neighborhood.
Nowadays, I love him more than on the day we wed...
I don't even mind he hogs the blankets in our bed.

If I started counting blessings rather than the years
It would take forever and I'd bore you all to tears.
But, if he is half as happy as the man's made me,
He is also hoping for another 23.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Common Ground?


Trump continues proving that he hasn't got a clue
What it is the country wants its President to do.
Most of us do not want chaos - don't want World War III.
Don't like governance by tweet or - worse - Sean Hannity.

But, a large minority of voters think it's fine...
Don't see any reason for the Donald to resign.
Do not care that he's disruptive... Feel that it's a plus.
They applaud whenever Trump starts kicking up a fuss.

Maybe they are entertained by him but I am not.
I am in a state of deep despair.  My nerves are shot.
I can't understand why Trump's supporters aren't afraid...
Unless they do not believe the statements that he's made.

That is something we agree on... Maybe there is hope?
Could it be that they're aware the President's a dope?
If they do not trust him either, that could be a start.
It would mean Americans are not that far apart.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Shocked At The Gamble


Tennessee Republican Bob Corker said that he
Fears that Donald Trump will get us into World War III.
Claims his colleagues know it, too...  Well, isn't that just great.
Nice of them to realize it now that it's too late.

With their trumped up culture war the heartland chose to back
Someone who was only qualified at "talkin' smack."
Like Claude Rains in Casablanca, now they're shocked to find
That they gambled on a man who isn't sound of mind.

Now we get to wait and see which way the dice will fall;
If we're in "the calm before the storm" that kills us all.
I sure wish the usual suspects would grow a pair;
Take a stand against the "chaos..." Get Trump out of there.



Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Happy 20th Birthday

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Happy birthday darlin'...  May you have a hundred more.
Hope you smile so much it makes your facial muscles sore.
That still wouldn't make us even...  These last 20 years
You have made me grin and laugh until I was in tears.

You have brought such joy to us, my love, that we'll forgive
Those few times I wasn't sure if we would let you live.
But, I'm really glad we did...  Especially today.
Who wants peace and quiet from their children anyway?

Tuesday, October 03, 2017

Dear Congress... Spare Us

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Spare me the condolences and useless thoughts and prayers,
Lowered flags and silent moments...  No one really cares.
I'm so sick and tired of the empty gestures when
Nothing ever changes...  And it's happening again.

"Now is not the time to talk about it," Sanders said.
We should "come together" for the wounded and the dead.
Background checks and gun control would not have stopped this crime,
Therefore, we should just do nothing, like we did last time...

And the time before that and the all too many more
When they've offered thoughts and prayers in speeches from the floor.
Lowered flags?  I'm sure that - this time - that'll do the trick.
I think I might go and vomit now...  I'm feeling sick.