Taken Hostage By Republicans

Hostage threat's been issued and the terror level's high,

'though you'll be surprised at who the threat's been issued by.

Not the goons of ISIL... They just want to see us dead.

Isn't al-Shabab (though they've made malls a place to dread.)

Boko Haram's hostages are children, sold as slaves.

Threat's not from the people who'd love spitting on our graves.

We've been taken hostage from within.  The GOP

Say that they'll refuse to fund Homeland Security.

In a world where we confront new dangers every day

That's so irresponsible it takes my breath away.

Want to block Obama?  Fine. But pick another bone.

Leave the people working to protect us all alone.

Unsolicited Advice for Religious Extremists

(Artwork/doesntevenmakesense.com)

Ever since the human race conceived of any god

We have used religion as a way for men to prod

People into actions most would, otherwise, not take;

Murders, wars, beheadings - burning "witches" at the stake.

"This is what our god demands," is always the excuse.

Gods who call for that are ones for which I have no use.

If gods have an enemy that they need me to smite

I'd think that's an indication something wasn't right.

Give me One who says that I must love my fellow man;

Who commands that I help them in any way I can.

One who calls for tolerance of other points of view.

One who doesn't judge what you believe, but what you do.

"God is love," the scriptures say - no matter which you read.

God is our support and comfort in our times of need.

God does not demand that unbelievers have to die...

Doing evil unto someone?  That's the other guy.