Showing posts with label Life of Brian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life of Brian. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Consummatum est

Words some army's spoken since the days of Ancient Rome.
Afghans have to be the ones who cure the country's ills.
Groups of fundamentalists are holed up in those hills...

'though they take the winters off (because they'd freeze their buns)
When the "fighting season" starts, the men pick up their guns
Then return to home and hearth and shelter with their clan.
It's become a way of life throughout Afghanistan.

We are not the first to have to face this fact of life -
That, in certain regions of the world, there's constant strife -
We are just the latest, though I doubt we'll be the last.
Countries never seem to learn their lessons from the past.


Thursday, November 21, 2013

Monty Python's Getting the Band Back Together

http://d1.yimg.com/sr/img/4/a0950021-09f6-3427-8213-0fb122462fe4
(Photo/news.yahoo.com)

Now for something not completely different; can't wait.
Authors of so many lines that everybody quotes:
'Why is U.S. beer akin to making love in boats?

What have Romans ever done for us? Bring out your dead.
Moistened bints can't tell collectives how they should be led.
How fast does a fully laden, English sparrow go?'
I'll just thank Jehovah and buy tickets for their show.



Friday, March 29, 2013

"That's Just What Jesus Said"


I suppose it's fitting on Good Friday I'm near death:
Head is throbbing, throat is sore, I cannot catch my breath.
Hopefully, by Easter, I'll be up and on the mend,
But this really sucks...  Which is what Jesus said, my friend.