The Celebrity President

 

I don't watch Big Brother; I don't watch The Bachelorette.

There are no Real Housewives fighting on my TV set.

I can't stand the kind of shows they call "reality."

I don't find them entertaining; not my cup of tea.

I do not like any shows where judges make a choice -

If someone is talented, can dance, or has a voice.

Not the target audience at which the Networks aim;

I don't want to see somebody's dreams go down in flame.

It's the kind of TV genre that the president

Loves the way that he loves FOX & Friends, because he spent

Years when his own program, The Apprentice, was the rage.

Sadly, he has brought this genre to a larger stage.

Tune in for his big reveal, tonight at 9 PM,

When Trump names his SCOTUS pick; his second one of them.

'though I'm a Survivor, I feel Naked and Afraid...

Sure that I'm not gonna like whatever choice he's made.

Like Watching Real Housewives

 

Mr. S. refuses to watch any more debates:

Says it won't affect his choice between the candidates,

Thinks it's ugly spectacle and his last nerve is frayed,

Doesn't have the will to listen. His decision's made.

We don't watch Survivor or Big Brother on TV,

Neither of us fans of that so-called "reality."

This election's started feeling very much like those,

Sorta like the worst of our least favorite kinda shows.

I can see my husband's point about tonight, I guess.

Still, I've set the DVR's record to PBS.

Just because I wouldn't vote for Donald on a bet

Doesn't mean I want to miss how bad this thing could get.