Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Thoughts and Prayers to Texas

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Floods of Biblical proportions struck the Texas coast.
Rain's still falling; Harvey's back... It looks like Houston's toast.
They've got snakes and alligators swimming up the street.
Rainfall's being measured now in multiples of feet.

People in their thousands fled but have no place to go.
Everybody's offered help (including Mexico.)
If you'd like to join the effort, please donate on-line
Or text "HARVEY" and send to 909-99.

Monday, August 28, 2017

Noooo! Not Edelman.

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I have got this thing for slot-receivers; guys like Jules.
Edelman, who's one of Brady's most essential tools,
Tore his ACL in Friday night's pre-season game.
Out before I even wore my jersey with his name.

It is a replacement for the one I have for Wes.
Welker left because he pissed off Belichick, I guess.
Up until I got their jerseys, both those men were fine.
Maybe I should not buy jerseys? Could this be a sign?

Even without Edelman, New England's looking good.
If nobody else gets injured I believe we should
Make it to another Super Bowl...  But this I swear;
I'll be much more careful of whose jersey that I wear.

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Thursday, August 24, 2017

The Labor Day Classic

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I have not played any golf this summer...  Not one hole.
Haven't even swung a club nor given putts a roll.
But, I'm in a tournament - The Classic - Labor Day.
I'm a former trophy winner, so I have to play.

Do not get the wrong idea. It's a family thing.
I won't be the only person taking their first swing
At the dimpled ball when we are teeing off on 1.
At this invitational, we mostly play for fun.

We'll have lots of "swing oil" with us, ride around in carts,
And I'm sure that we'll play brilliantly - in fits and starts.
It's not really for the trophy that we golfers strive
But that thrilling feeling from one single perfect drive.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Haystacks of Hate

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I think Donald Trump was right when he said he could shoot
Someone and his core supporters wouldn't give a hoot.
All the current polling data fills me with despair...
He just stabbed the country in the heart. They still don't care.

I was so naive to think that this would be the straw -
Charlottesville must break the camel's back, from what I saw.
Yet the polls are showing his supporters think Trump's great,
Even here in Massachusetts' mostly liberal state.

I was proud of Boston's counter-protest Saturday;
More than 40,000 people met the KKK
And the white supremacists who came to make a speech
Back, behind the barricades, and safely out of reach.

From the stage the neo-Nazis uttered not a squeak.
Not one chose to exercise their right to freely speak
But, they're all so brave on-line (or when they have a gun)
Now that there's a President in office like this one.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Dear Christopher Cantwell, et al.... Boo Hoo.

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Lots of white supremacists are pretty darn upset
Because their identities are on the internet.
Now they're being ostracized by neighbors who've just learned
Where they went on their vacations, now that they've returned.

One guy, who's from Keene, New Hampshire (which is close to here)
Went on-line to bitch about it...  Even shed a tear.
Oh? Boo hoo, you racist cowards.  What a lot of nerve,
 I have zero sympathy... You got what you deserve.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

What's Happening? Part 2

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Every time I tell myself that things could not get worse
Donald Trump insists on demonstrating the reverse;
Drawing an equivalence between "alt-left" and right
Despite white supremacists' intentions to incite.

One does not wear body armor, helmets, jack-boots, guns,
Carry flaming torches, chanting slogans - Nazi ones' - 
Unless one is looking for a fight, it seems to me...
Yet, again, the President and I do not agree.

Trump believes the "alt-left" charged and then the two sides fought.
Neo-Nazis had the permits, those opposed did not.
"Thank you for your courage," tweets Grand Wizard David Duke.
Ku Klux Klan is happy? Great. I think I'm gonna puke.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Our Basket Overfloweth

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Seems the "basket of deplorables" has overflowed.
Now they're marching through the streets...  They hit the mother-load
When an "alt-right" thug like Bannon found a President
Who'd already demonstrated his own racist bent.

'cause, one thing these "free speech" advocates all have to say
(They'll be here in Boston for a rally Saturday
With their flaming tiki torches waving in the sky,
Wearing Nazi symbols)  Donald Trump's their kinda guy.

I'm a fan of Chomsky's just as much as anyone;
Free speech is imperative...  Yet, when all's said and done,
This could be like screaming "Fire!" in a movie house,
Fanning flames of hatred that are difficult to douse. 

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