Car Woes

Car's at the mechanics, with my youngest home from school,

Stranded 'cause his older brother acted like a fool.

Drove the car into a ditch and so, until it's fixed

All the plans we'd made for this vacation must be nixed.

No-one's hurt (except the car) but, if you're keeping score,

With this latest accident my oldest has had 4.

Guess who won't be driving in his mother's beat up car.

Parent's grow unhappy when their kids push them too far.

License and Registration, Please.

I knew it would happen.

Eldest had an accident and mangled up my car.

No one's hurt because of it...  At least, they aren't so far.

I have not decided yet if I will kill the boy.

Doesn't seem to realize; a car is not a toy.

I know that he's sorry 'cause he tells us that a lot.

Hasn't asked to use Dad's car... He knows there's not a shot.

Now I'm stuck until my car is fixed and, even then,

I know that my son will ask to borrow it again.

That's not gonna happen for a while; he needs a break.

Won't go into details but it's not his first mistake.

He will not be happy but at least he'll be alive.

Life is so much scarier since our son learned to drive.