The Day Before Easter Limerick

 

Today I am not in the mood.

Forgive me. I know that sounds rude.

There's too much to do;

Can't write rhymes for you.

I have to go shopping for food.

"That's Just What Jesus Said"

I suppose it's fitting on Good Friday I'm near death:

Head is throbbing, throat is sore, I cannot catch my breath.

Hopefully, by Easter, I'll be up and on the mend,

But this really sucks...  Which is what Jesus said, my friend.